Thursday, May 28, 2009

What Would Jesus Duodenum?

Think about it... the 'body' of Jesus Christ in communion is gluten. A potent lectin capable of producing toxic effects on individuals with certain genetic and/or environmental dispositions.

"Pastors and the faithful are reminded that for bread to be valid matter for the Eucharist, it must be made solely of wheat; contain enough gluten to effect the confection of bread; be free of foreign materials and unaffected by any preparation or baking methods which would alter its nature."*

The answer?

Gluten Free Host, of course!

* Quote from the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops,

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